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[abidan]

❝[ We'll open on an stilted silence, shall we, since someone's not entirely sure whether or not it's recording. ] ... Hello? This is Emery. I mean ... it's Emery's phone? Leave a message for me and I'll get back to you when I—❞ BEEP SMS ✹ MMS ✹ VOICEMAIL ✹ EMAIL

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[abidan]

Are you saying it isn't supposed to be?

[coniumdrum]

Rude. Terribly rude. I don't know why I put up with you.

[abidan]

Because of my charming wit and great sense of humour?

[coniumdrum]

Please. A more believable answer would've been your adorable little tush and your ridiculous accent.

[abidan]

... That does sound more like you, actually.

1/2

[coniumdrum]

See? Now you're getting it. You have ten minutes to prepare both for me.

2/2

[coniumdrum]

Make that seven minutes.

[abidan]

No amount of loin-girding will ever be enough for one of your visits. Should I put the kettle on?

[coniumdrum]

That won't be necessary. We won't be in long.

Obv forgot to read the 'in', what of it, :|

[abidan]

Oh no. We're not going shopping again - I've got jackets for my jackets already!

bless your little heart . . .

[coniumdrum]

But you haven't got shoes for your shoes yet. Boots have just gone out of season, they'll suit your hipster tendencies perfectly.

ooc =/= ic stop Morgana-ing me /PA eating

[abidan]

I'm not a hipster. I buy my clothes second-hand because I get paid in buttons and fluff.

do what I want, fuck the police, etc etc. also 1/2

[coniumdrum]

And because you like swimming beneath clothes eight sizes too large for you.

2/2

[coniumdrum]

You also know Aeron or I would be more than glad to find you a more sustainable position.

1/2 | Keywords tbh.

[abidan]

I'm an artist. I have to be comfortable otherwise my work goes all weird.

2/2

[abidan]

And I really don't mind my salary, you know. Everything was fine before you and Aeron decided my standard of living wasn't good enough.

I can't check them on my phone. :T 1/2

[coniumdrum]

You say that as though it's not already a happy weird.

2/2

[coniumdrum]

We decided nothing. We simply showed you a different standard of living.

A better one.

You're the worst. :T

[abidan]

There's nothing "better" about shirts that need cufflinks.

You misspelt "best" again. :|

[coniumdrum]

There is plenty better, like the evidence of the muscles you hide beneath clumsiness and baggy jumpers.